"I was running late for an exam today and figured that a delicious Java City Coffee could make my morning go better. As I briskly walked across campus, sipping my $2 beverage I noticed it was dripping from the bottom and onto my pants. I immediately shrugged it off and firmly re-tightened the lid to prevent further leakage and first and second degree burns.
Upon arrival, I sat the drink on a table and noticed my hands where covered in coffee. Naturally, like any caffeine addict, I carefully licked every drop from my hands and then looked down only to discover the coffee steadily pooling on the table.
I asked my teacher if I could be excused to return it, but he thought the exam was far more important for some reason and made me throw the rest away because I was making a mess.
Thank you Java city, for making my cup half empty this morning."
-UWG FAIL User
