"I was running late for an exam today and figured that a delicious Java City Coffee could make my morning go better. As I briskly walked across campus, sipping my $2 beverage I noticed it was dripping from the bottom and onto my pants. I immediately shrugged it off and firmly re-tightened the lid to prevent further leakage and first and second degree burns.
Upon arrival, I sat the drink on a table and noticed my hands where covered in coffee. Naturally, like any caffeine addict, I carefully licked every drop from my hands and then looked down only to discover the coffee steadily pooling on the table.
I asked my teacher if I could be excused to return it, but he thought the exam was far more important for some reason and made me throw the rest away because I was making a mess.
Thank you Java city, for making my cup half empty this morning."
-UWG FAIL User
my cups get leaky too. this school is going to hell
ReplyDeleteFully half the cups leak in the UCC Wolves Den, I sit there filling them up one after the other, watching them leak, and throwing them on the ground in disgust. I tell the employees what's going on but they're too excited about their new tattoo to pay much attention.
ReplyDeleteOH GOOD LORD. This isn't even worth a fail - way too much explanation for it to be funny at all. So your cup was leaking - big freaking deal.
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